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The Wooly Women:

CEO: Rex

Rex runs the show. Look at those calculating eyes, that savvy expression. He's no ordinary ram, and quickly rose to the position of Chief Ewe Officer at Wooly Women. Like most CEOs, he makes way too much. Luckily, he's paid in hay.

CFO: Russel

Russel wears a suit to work. That's because his fiber is exquisite, enough so to earn him the title of CFO (Chief Fiber Officer). Instead of counting beans, he counts sheep. It's a sleepy job, butt someone has to do it.

Manufacturing: Cricket, Freya, Manon, and Hettie

These girls are the main fiber source for the farm: Cricket is tiny but covered with creamy micro-curls; Freya is like a soft cloud (and the only one of the four who isn't pure shetland. She's part icelandic also); Manon is the black sheep in the family; and Hettie is blue, with strong, straight fibers. Hettie is also "special" in that way that makes certain sheep hold their head against the electric fence for minutes at a time.

Webmaster: Freya

Freya is known more for her beautiful white fleece than her HTML skills, but she held us to an employment contract in exchange for the rights to use her wool as the background image for the web site.

Security: Tobias and Jessica

Toby and Jess are the bouncers, quick to kick away any intruders. They can be real asses, but we love them anyway.